Monday, July 30, 2007

Monday Funnies

I received this little joke in an email and I thought it might give you a Monday giggle. I am going to try to work harder to get a Monday Funny each week - I don't know about you but it's not easy to head back to work after a nice weekend and some humor sure helps.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s#!%head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age!


  1. Thanks for the smile---it is always nice to start a week with laughter---good for the soul.

    Hope you have a nice week, enjoy life.

  2. That is pretty funny. The things that a person can do to create havoc for someone else is endless.

  3. That's good. It's the kind of fun I would probably do...thanks for the grin.

  4. Well I'm not getting here til wednesday but it's just as funny today LOL Love it!